What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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I've never smeared tigger on my face

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He was looking for pooh.

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Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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In its honey

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.