When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Because people might think you have a stutter.
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Whinny wants to!