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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!