How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!