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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!