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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.