Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.