Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin