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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin