Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?