Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.