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How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.