What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.