What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!