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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Sick Casket Jokes More Sick Casket Jokes

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin