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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.