What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.