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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.