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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.