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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.