What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.