Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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