Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Cram Jokes More Cram Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.