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Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Sick Casket Jokes More Sick Casket Jokes

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.