Casket Jokes

Is that you coffin?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Mourning wood.

Are you coffin

A skeleton key.

Hey, I think he moved.

Concentration camps.

Mourning wood

He gets mourning wood.

You can't tuna fish.

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Nothing! This is real life.

Because they're still alive.

Not enough sand.

The Apostrosea.

They go back and re-herse.

Development of a working match.

Mourning wood

Mourning wood.

Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Birthday State of Mind

What did one casket say to the other?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

What's another name for a casket?

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

What kind of key opens a casket?

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

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