Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.