Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!