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Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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User Jokes More User Jokes

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

Removed

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.