Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?