Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

Removed

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.