Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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User Jokes More User Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.