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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan