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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!