What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan