What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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They just wing it.

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!