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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

Rain Dance Jokes More Rain Dance Jokes

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!