What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.