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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.