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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.