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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Sixteen Jokes More Sixteen Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.