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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.