What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.