What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Sixteen Jokes More Sixteen Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.