What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.