What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.