What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.