What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.