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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Sixteen Jokes More Sixteen Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Roller Skate Jokes More Roller Skate Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.