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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!