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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Russel.

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Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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It's growing on them.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!