What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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A meowntain.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!