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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!