How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see