How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

How do introverts feel within society?

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.