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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.