How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

Where does the red fern grow?

In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.