How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.