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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.