Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.