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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare