Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!