Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.