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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What do you call Italian marijuana?

A pizza joint

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.