Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.