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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.