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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.