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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Carlos Jokes More Carlos Jokes

What do you call an Argentinian victim of Grand Theft Auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss