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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.