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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.