Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace