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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Imago Jokes More Imago Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.