Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that