Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.