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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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Look for the one with shaved legs....