Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable