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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.