When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.