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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.