Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Everywhere.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
More than one mother-in-law.
