When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!