Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.