Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.