Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.