Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.