Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
He had no attachments.
Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
Not everyone gets it.
