Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.