Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Don't go bacon my heart
Because he is the heart of the storm.
If it's bill withers!
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.