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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.