Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Because she stole his heart
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
A Thormos.
Bacteria(/spoiler)
