Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it