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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..