Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

Fillet of soul

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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A Roamin Catholic.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.