What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.