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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.