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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!