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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page