What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!