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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.