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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!