What did Jesus say to Peter?

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!