What did Jesus say to Peter?

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause