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What did Jesus say to Peter?

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Peter Jokes More Peter Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.