What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.