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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.