Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.