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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.