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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.