How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.