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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.