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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!