Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
A Christler.
Cuz they're not for prophets.
You would rise and shine.
Because prophets rise
A biguette
Bread
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
E=MC U L8R
