How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.