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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!