Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.