Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.