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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.