Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!