Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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She was maid in France!

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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He exploded.

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What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!