What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.