What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle