What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide