What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks