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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.