What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit