What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.