What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same