What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.