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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent