What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!