What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.