What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.