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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops