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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops