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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.