What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops