What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops