What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking