What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates