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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.