What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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A knife has a point.

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You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!