What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!