What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)