What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!