What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling