What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling