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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner