What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Previous Random Joke Next

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner