What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling