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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.