Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

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Why no pants on?

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

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And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Push it down a hill.

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