Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.