Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'