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Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry