What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling