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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling