What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner