How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.