How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.