How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.