How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.