What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.