Bison
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
North West
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Jesus
Hose B
Get out of my son!
Bison.
Jose and Hose "B."
Because he left his son.
Men at Work
Per
James Bonding bah dun tss
Hide n' seek
Because he's your mom's kid.
Your bike.
He Park in son's space
Jos and Josb
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Stop cracking your NaCles.
Because Jesus saves.
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Bizon Joke by:
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
His son with the xbox.
She gives birth to a son.
By son.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Jose and Hose B
Jose
Jos and Hose-B
Well, you never know!
His grades were below sea level
He saw a.
Bi-son
Get out of my son.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Bison!
Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Old King Coal!
Jose and Hoseb
OC A parka, son.
Chip. Sorry.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A son Bern
She named him Oedipus.
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
Looking sharp.
To stop a kid napping.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
Jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Where's pop corn
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
You Cantaloupe.
They put him under joint custody.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
Bye, son.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Because two Eds are better than one.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
Jesus, take the wheel!
Do you mind getting out of my son.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Bud.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
You've got a lot of potential, son.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
Dude,I already did my time.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Molest them
A long necked toothbrush.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
A) Usually about 6 months.
They were trying to start a business.
How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
Because 7 ate 9...
Because seven "ate" nine.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Ollah!
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
That's the question.
