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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

Joy Jokes More Joy Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.