What son *Dad cries with joy
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
Whichever you'll excel in, son.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
Because it's a nappy time.
