Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because they're so white the can't dance.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian
A wet nose.
Because they have two left feet!
Hugh Mungus
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Because people are dying to get in.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Jose and Hoseb
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Bolt upright.
