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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."