Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
A cookie
Because I shot its leg off.
They have two left feet.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Arman.
Son of a..
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
It was armed.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
