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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."