What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Why dad?

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THESE are the brakes!

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What could go wrong " My son apparently

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I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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A chair.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."