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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball