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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball