Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently