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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.