Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.