Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.