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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted